TRIGGERS = { "hello nori": "brooooo srsly. out of all the japanese food u pick the one where you have to sit on hard ass stools and pay $9999 to eat 1 handroll", "danbo": "HELLSS NAHHH WE ARE NOT EATING THAT CUH. its not halal. long ass lines mid ass ramen", "saku": "lil brother. this is not only very disrespectfully all pork, we have gone there 1 billion times and the pricing is off the charts." }